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Name: eith
Country: United States
State: North Carolina
Metro: Chapel Hill
Birthday: 6/24/1991
Gender: Male


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Occupation: Artist
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Member Since: 3/14/2005

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Tuesday, December 20, 2005

http://www.myspace.com/myspace_not_yourspace_ho


Sunday, December 11, 2005

http://community.webshots.com/album/521210807gKJdgh

om pics.  i tried to upload them onto this, but it didnt work.


Saturday, November 26, 2005

i have failed to write for a seemingly long time.  o, how time flies.  this year has been going by so quickly.  second quarter is half way done.  school is challenging.  especially when i waste all of my time on the computer.  but now my computer is so much more fun to use.  i cleaned it of its viruses and various bugs.  many there were.  i also figured out that bill gates is the antichrist.  dont you hate it when the antichrist is all up in your face and like "oooo im the antichrist and i STILL hold 95 percent market share.... bitch."  bill gates does that every other day it seems like.  back to my point though.  bill gates or one of his little antichrist minions wrote xp so that it runs a speech recognition process on boot...even if you dont have a microphone.  guess what, moron.  not all of us have great multi-thousand dollar computers with dual core 4 gigahert processers.  we cant afford a third of our RAM for a friggin speech recognition program.  and thats what makes xp suck.  crap like that.  but i still have to use it because, well... they hold 95 percent market share.  i would buy a mac, because macs kick ass, but they hold only 5 percent market share.  and i dont really have 2000 dollars to give steve jobs.  and i would have to buy every piece of software twice and have compatibility issues.  so i downloaded konfabulator, object dock, and the mac OS X wallpaper.  so now i have a mac.  running xp.  on a sony.  konfabulator is a yahoo app that runs widgets (the coolest things ever- the clock and calendar on the bottom of the picture) and object dock (the middle of the bottom of the picture) puts the os X dock on windows.  and then i got the mac background, so now i have a mac!  kind of.  yay.


Wednesday, November 16, 2005

new r. kelly song (fake, from south park).

very funny if you watch it.

well i was just standing here
and tom cruise locked himself in the closet
i said to myself why wont tom cruise just come out the closet
and nobody has no answers
and so i pull out my gun
tell me why tom cruise in the closet or else im gonna shoot someone

i was just standing here
and tom cruise locked himself in the closet
then john travolta comes
and john travolta in the closet too
please tom cruise and john travolta come out of the closet
but then i calm myself down
and i pull out my gun
if tom cruise and john travolta dont come out of the closet
im gonna cap this b

(r=r. kelly, t=tom cruise and john travolta)
r-now ive been asked to come up here
get you both out of the closet
man this is some crazy s
why wont you both just come out the closet
t-were not coming out of the closet
so you can just go away
r-but everyone wants you out of the closet
t-that doesnt matter because were gonna stay
r-now im starting to get angry
so i pull out my gun
im gonna give you count to three to open up this closet door
one im gonna shoot you both
two im gonna cap some b
three
(opens closet door, r walks in and closes it)
r-now im in the closet
now im in the closet too

so great.



Sunday, November 13, 2005

om is so cool.  ted and i built a trebupult (aka catachet) that fires exactly 15 feet.  perfect.  so badass.

                                          |   /
                                          | /U   <---Holds
                                        / |   \ <----- spring
                                      /   |     \             in
                                    /     |       \            place
          Holds               /       |         \
     projectile-->   \ _\/         |           \
      _____________________|______o____________
      ^Wooden base                           ^Holds other side
                                                          of spring in place

So when the longer arm side is pulled down, the spring is extended.  And, when let go, energy is transferred into the arm, which shoots the item.  More fun to shoot than it is to explain with /,\,|,o,U,<,>,- and _.



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